Inside the strange cynical world of wannabe pick
And Seddit is clearly an invaluable source for many men "I had very little success with girls before I found Reddit and started reading [Seddit]," wrote one.
The anonymous contributors to Seddit have even developed their own language and unique terms which reveal a lot about the attitudes and mindset of the community. Some examples from the Seddit glossary include:
Buying Temperature: This is basically how the woman feels about you at a given time. It's a good idea to make a move when the buying temperature is really high
Chick Crack: This refers to anything that usually spikes a woman's interest. Examples: Palm reading, The Cube, talking about shoes/clothes, gossiping, chick flicks, etc.
HB Hot Babe:This basically refers to any girl
Neg: This is something pandora earrings you say that is the opposite of a compliment, but does not appear to be intended as an insult. It should typically only be used when the girl has a big ego
One Itis/Oneitis: This is when you have an unhealthy infatuation with a certain girl (usually the feeling isn't mutual)
Peacocking: This is when you dress in an outrageous manner. The point of peacocking is to make yourself more noticeable
Sht test: Something a girl says or does in order to judge your response. It can be intentional or unintentional. Examples: She might tell you you're too short for her, or she might simply ask what you do
SNL Same night lay: This is when you meet a girl and then f her that same day/night
Target: The girl you're going for at the moment
Three second rule: This is the idea that you should approach someone (or a group) within three seconds of seeing them. The longer you wait, the more likely you are to talk yourself out of it
The fact that the current object of affection is referred to as the "target" speaks volumes for the attitude to women amongst many of these men.
They share graphs and colour coded cheat sheets revealing just quite how much time, thought and effort they devote to trying to seduce women.
One man shared his "field tested" trick for finding the right time to kiss a woman when sparks are flying but you don't know if the moment is right: just say "wait."
And people keenly followed his advice one man shared brighton jewelry how the trick resulted in his first one night stand: "Took what was about to be another frustrating end to a night and ended with the best possible outcome," he wrote.
The men talk about the much sought after "kino", which is short for kinesthetics, by which they mean physical contact with a female.
"Just want you guys to remember that 'we're not having sex' doesn't mean you aren't having sex, it means you need to get her properly motivated to escalate," wrote one man, pandora outlet uk before adding: "Except in the case where it's a direct and serious 'no' then going further is sexual assault, obviously."
The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina
Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented. The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes. Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals
Pornhub turns masturbation into energy
With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, Pornhub figured it might be gold and silver pandora bracelet time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom relieving ecstasy. "Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website.
"At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself." The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated. It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy
Japanese developer creates virtual breast squeezing 'game' for the Oculus Rift
Although gadgets like the Oculus Rift and Samsung Gear VR are promising to take virtual reality into the mainstream, there are still plenty of virtual 'experiences' that we hope never make it out the basements they were dreamt up in. Exhibit a: a 'game' which lets users squeeze a virtual woman's breasts who responds by squealing in disgust and covering up her chest. That's right, the guy who made this didn't even want to fabricate a positive sexual experience instead he went for virtual abuse. The set up works like this.
The user dons an Oculus Rift to enter the virtual world populated by an anime character, he can then squeeze a novelty mouse pad with foam breasts with pressure sensors inside them. This hooked up to the virtual character who reacts accordingly
Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no one asked for
Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you're looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually 'fck your iPad', sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason. The company launched Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight shaped, vagina like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to 'fully immerse themselves' in whatever they're watching.
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